Why is it that no matter what you do, you end up with some sort of insult?

Starting in school, a girl will try to hold her morals high and do what she thinks is right when it comes to boys, only to find out she's been nicknamed 'frigid Bridget' in the boys stalls. Alternatively, she plays the field and we all know about the unfriendly insults that would attract.

When she's older, a girl will start dating older men, at which time she may be accused of having a 'sugar daddy'; or maybe she'll even date a younger man known as a 'toy boy'. Either way she can't win.

Outside of the dating world there is also her fashion faux pas which lead to comments like 'muffin pants', 'tuck shop arms', 'cankles' and the old favourite 'thunder thighs'; or the ultimate insult when a girl has gathered enough courage to actually go out to the beach in a bikini only to hear whispers of 'beach whales ahead'.

Or for the guys, there are those who have to deal with excessive hair issues with 'Ape Man' or 'Teen Wolf' or the guy who's a bit chubby who becomes 'lard ass' or 'fat boy'. Even if you are a skinny there's still 'chicken legs' and 'weedy' to deal with.

And god forbid you are slightly too in tune with your feminine side then it's 'mummy's boy' or simply becoming a 'big girl'.

But worst of all the ridicule of being called 'scar face' or 'pizza face' when pimples are a problem.

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